FROTH'S STATS
Tracking corporate confidence levels with charts, timestamps, and absolutely zero mercy.
WHEN DID THIS CHAOS START?
Thu, Feb 26, 2026, 07:22:18 AM UTC
The exact moment the roast factory went live.
HANDLES CURRENTLY IN THE BLENDER
6 distinct handles. Click to inspect their timeline of confidence.
TOTAL ROASTS SERVED
100
Cups poured. Buzzwords harmed.
HOW BUBBLE SCORE IS CALCULATED
Start at 5.0 (neutral corporate nonsense baseline).
Add points for buzzwords like agentic, frontier, paradigm shift (capped at +3).
Add +0.8 for benchmark flexes with no context.
Add +0.7 for stealth-mode teasers ("coming soon", "big announcement").
Subtract 1.5 when actual shipping evidence appears (versions/docs/GitHub links).
Clamp final score between 0 and 10, because even chaos needs governance.
BUBBLE TREND (LAST 30 DAYS)
Red line = average delusion score. Bars = roast volume. We brought charts to a roast fight.
IS THE INDUSTRY HEALING OR GETTING WORSE?
INDUSTRY STATUS: STABLE CHAOS
Roughly the same level of performative optimism. Nobody is learning, but nobody is escalating either.
WHAT TIME OF DAY WE ROAST
Peak roast window: 19:00-20:00 UTC
Yes, we run this operation in shifts.