GET YOUR BUBBLE SCORE
Drop any X handle — yours, a friend's, or that VC you've been side-eyeing. We'll read their bio, scan their posts, and roast accordingly.
Enter handle. Watch someone get destroyed. Share badge. Repeat.
HOW IT WORKS
- → We grab their bio + last 5 tweets (no replies, no RTs, just pure unfiltered confidence)
- → Run it through the buzzword blender and calculate their bubble score (0–10)
- → Generate a roast so savage their feelings might be hurt (but you'll laugh)
- → Hand you a shareable badge to flex their delusion score — or yours, if you're brave enough