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BUBBLE SCORE
7.0How scored??
We start at 5.0 (default corporate confidence), add points for buzzword gymnastics and benchmark flexing, subtract points if you brought actual shipping receipts, then clamp it between 0 and 10 so the delusion stays numerically manageable.
#Windows Support#Mobile Hype#Action Inflation
ORIGINAL POST"Windows users, this one’s for you.
Computer use now works on Windows, so Codex can take action on your Windows computer.
And with Windows support for Codex in the ChatGPT mobile app, you can start, review, and steer tasks on the go while work continues on your Windows machine. https://t.co/OPIxOcP4Nl"View on X →
WHAT THEY MEANT
Breaking news: computers can now... do computer things on Windows! We've managed the revolutionary feat of making software work on an operating system used by literally billions of people. Our 'taking action' sounds like we've invented telekinesis, when we probably mean 'running scripts'. Marvel at our extraordinary ability to do basic software integration!
REALITY CHECK
This appears to be standard mobile app cross-platform support, dressed up in language that suggests they've solved cold fusion. Windows support means the app now functions as expected on a mainstream operating system. Most engineering teams would document this as a routine platform expansion, not a cosmic breakthrough.
SCORE BREAKDOWN
Buzzword Density8/10
Hype Inflation9/10
Vagueness Factor7/10
AWARD
🏆 Most Grandiose OS Support Announcement 2024
5/29/2026